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If somebody comes into my room and finds a little pile of ash that once was me
This video is the culprit
i’m gonna die
stupid bitch.. chose vanilla pudding john smith ass over your sexy ass bear claw paw print on ur manly ass chest having mocha sexy ass ass
pocahontas was the worst
what did i just read
i am LAUGHING
(Source: , via 149seconds)
“We’re so bad at sex and then we wonder why women aren’t like, really aggressive about sex. We think it’s cause they don’t have as much desire as we do. That’s how stupid men are, that we think ‘they’re just weird, women are like fucked up in the head cause they don’t wanna just fuck all the time. If I was a women, I’d just fuck everybody. Why don’t they wanna fuck all the time? I do’. Of course you do, cause when you fuck, you get to fuck a woman! When she fucks, she has to fuck a guy! Wildly different experiences. For a man, 100% of the time, it’s the greatest thing that ever happened in his entire life. For a woman, about 40% of the time, when she’s being fucked by a guy, she’s thinking ‘I’ll get over this in a week. It’s not the worst thing. I’m not gonna cry this time’
“Another thing that proves how bad men are at sex is that after sex, you’re looking at two very different people. The man just wants to lay there, be cool and the woman wants to cuddle…’Why is she so NEEDY?’ She’s not needy you idiot, she’s horny, because you did nothing for her. YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. HER PUSSY IS ON FIRE BECAUSE IT’S GONE UNFUCKED COMPLETELY. Of course you’re fine, you climbed on and went “KFHGSKG” and rolled off. And she’s on you because she’s like ‘WH-at SOMETHING ELSE HAS TO HAPPEN, THIS IS BULLSHIT!!” If you fuck a woman well, she will LEAVE YOU ALONE. ‘Thanks a lot buddy, zzzzz’”
Oh, Louis CK, advocate for the female orgasm. (via wantonmasochist)
Nothing has ever been more accurate.
getting caught smoking weed under a parachute
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT MANY PEOPLE TO RUN OUT OF THE PARACHUTE
THAT GUY’S LAUGH
My cheerleaders 💁 seniors going to win tonight! 😘 #powderpuff #senioryear
playlist for the day
- i don’t care - apocalyptica
- really don’t care - demi lovato
- i don’t care - fall out boy
- i love it (i don’t care) - icona pop
- i don’t care - 2ne1
- i don’t care about you - cody johnson
- we don’t care - kanye west
- i don’t care anymore - phil collins
i can never not reblog this.
Welcome to the priorities of the human race.
i got chills from this. rest in peace hero.